““In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.””
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Time does not exist because motion does not have shape. But these memories are weighing me down. Heartbreak is significant in it’s spiriling effects on the human body. People die from this kind of thing… Damn.

Time does not exist because motion does not have shape.

But these memories are weighing me down.

Heartbreak is significant in it’s spiriling effects on the human body.

People die from this kind of thing…

Damn.